this is my first ever blog. i must confess that i have a small disdain for those who blog. i mean, who wants the whole cyberworld to know everything about you. alas, i have succumbed, and allowed myself to become part of this ever growing trend.i feel slightly dirty, like the time when i gave myself half-heartedly to a young man in the back of the pastor's van. i feel the exact same amount of pressure to blog as i did to give that boy my hymen. the funny thing is, and by funny i mean pathetic, no one made me feel pressured other than me. that and the fact that "everyone is doing it". so here's to you blogger.com: i will half-heartedly give you all of me if you promise to call me in the morning.
About Me
- alisha
- The three most important things in my life are my God, my family and my friends. My life is a giant oxymoron. I am inconsistent, incredibly uncensored, politically incorrect, awkward, unapologetic, apathetic, and terribly lazy. But I'm also super predictable, discreet, unbiased, funny, forgiving, loving, caring, thoughtful and motivated. The problem, is that these polar opposite personality traits don't cancel each other out. Somehow, it seems as though they interact in unpredictably, hilarious scenarios where I end up with my foot in my mouth, biting off more than I can chew, and taking a second helping. It makes for a good time...usually.